12 April 2009

Says who?

Okay so I'm going to jump right into this!
Why does the middle finger mean F U? Seriously. Who in the world decided that? Did he just get really mad one day, scream that, and put up his middle finger? Seriously.
Also, why do we have "cuss" words. Me and my mom got into a huge debate over this in our car the other day. I brought it up and she said, "Well, words have meanings,"
Touche, but if they are so bad then why can we use alternatives that mean the same thing? If they have the same meaning then what does it really matter what you say? For example:

Me: What the fuck?
Mom: WHATCH YOUR MOUTH!!
-or-
me: what the freak?
Mom: idk.

Me: They fucked
Mom: Young lady!
-or-
Me: They had sex!
Mom: that isn't someone to hang out with.

you can say crap or poop but not shit
you can say Hell as a place but if you say what the hell it's a cuss word?
you can say ass because it can mean donkey even if you obviously don't mean it like you're an ass, obviously we don't mean you're a donkey that's silly but it's still okay. But you cannot say ass hole, even those its a body part?!?
you can say dick or vagina even thought they are body parts?!?
damn you cant say but you can say darn or dang?

Now, would you all like to know why i think this is happening? Children in America are over protected. Most kids aren't taught sex education and they are left to find it out on their own. Obviously no one realizes that this causes premarital sex and everything they are taught not to do. Seriously! This went from griping about cuss words to sex education? wow....lol.

Legalize it already.

Before I even start writing this I will tell you that I am not a weed smoker. Which leads to my topic: Weed should be legal.

Think about it. It isn't addictive. Idc what all you up-tight, whitie tightie wearing, goody two shoes cops have to say about it. It isn't addictive. Sure, it'll give you cancer but cigars and cigarrettes do too and they are legal. Yes, it will kill you but you can die from water but you also need water to live, ironic huh? Yeah, that's what i thought. Doctors can prescribe weed to cancer patients going through kemo, i think that shows you right there it can be legal. Why must we buy a plane ticket and fly to amsterdam to get our weed? It's not right! haha.

Supposedly the only reason it isn't legal is because the government can't tax it....well if we can get you to smoke rat poision we can tax weed. Us Americans are just brainwashed and full of shit. The true and real reason is because other people can grow it themselves. Well we can grow our own tobacco. I truely believe the only reason that weed isn't legal is because us Americans have it in our head that weed is bad. Says who? Seriously. We need to do something about this. We're letting our government control our minds! That isn't good. It'll be the life when, in 2012, we can grab the remote and light a blunt and reelaxxx!!

Now, i know this is a very very touchy subject, believe me. A lot of people are going to be like THIS CANT BE A GOOD KID. PROMOTING SOMETHING AS DANGEROUS AS THIS.
but comee onee guys what's so bad about it??
For everyone who still isn't convinced let me run this by you.
Warning: not many people will understand this due to very confusing content...read at your own risk!

okay so:
weed: something you smoke. can cause lung cancer. isn't addictive. illegal.
Cigarettes: something you smoke. can cause lung cancer. addictive. legal.
so the main difference is the illegal and legal part right? obviously they have different affects and after awhile you build a tolerence for weed so it can be suggested that it is addictive but whatever. anyway now....lets compare that to slavery:
pitch black: enslaved
lighter black: enslaved
multi-cultural (if that even happened back in those days): enslaved
white: not slaved
so the white people are cigarettes and all the blacks are weed. right? it isn't right! or you can look at it this way:
lets say people with the darkest skin will be enslaved because they are so different but people with lighter black skin will not be slaved bec they could just have a really nice tan. thats the exact same thing and it isn't fair!

Dont get me wrong folks. If it were up to me Nicotine would be illegal. It causes people pain and its terrible as well as alcohol but it's a persons personal choice. So, all i'm really saying here is if they can be legal, with the same affects, then why on earth can't weed?

think about it.
that was my political debate for the day!

Peeing in a dumpster, behind witcheys.

Happy Easter loves!
Well this entry is going to be about things that don't make sense.

You: Whaaaaaaat?But but it said peeing in a dumpster....behind witchey's.

now you see this title doesn't make sense!! OmG! how clever of me! ;)
you see...ive been thinking lately, which probably isn't good because when i think i end up catching the stove on fire with grandma yelling at me from the locked closet and my dog looking at me from the ceiling...but we won't get into detail about that!

You see i'm sitting in Science class when my teacher actually decides to teach for once in her career and she's talking about the planets and how meteors have their own orbit as well and the theory of how all this stuff got here. So i'm like umm this makes no sense so i raise my hand and she calls on me and i say..

Me: Well, since there is a whole theory about a meteor and all that stuff then God doesn't really make sense when mixed with Science.

Teacher: Well, yeah it doesn't make sense, but we aren't allowed to teach religion in school.

Me: But even if you were Science says there is a reason for this and a reason for that and the Bible says that God made everything so it doesn't make any sense.

Teacher: Let's get back to Science.



That really makes me wander. I mean as a child we all loved to wake up Christmas morning to find what Santa has brought us but then one day your parents sit you down and tell you it's not real. I'm not saying God isn't real. I'm a believer but I mean could He be just one big lie that got a little out of hand? It doesn't seem possible but why doesn't it make sense?

Also if God loves all of his children then why is being gay or lesbian a sin? Why does one way have to be right? Why must you shun all other ways because that's not how it was in the beginning?

And since we are all technically related then why are inbreds also shunned? Say i marry my uncle well that's a sin but i can marry some stranger who may be even worse off for me...even though said stranger is still a son of god and i'm a daughter of god? That means we are all inbred but only if it's in the intermediate family is it wrong?


see...this is what happens when i think!!!


Also, it makes no sense how people made technology. Especially sense they say the IQ of those before our time was much much lower. Abe Lincoln would be mentally retarded in our time. So I don't understand how someone all of a sudden decided ok we'll connect this with this and waalaa light! err whatever. I dont have much to say on that because it leaves me dumbfounded how someone can think of pure geniousness like that.



This is more of a question i ask myself and not something that doesn't make any sense but...well...do you think there are like...other worlds? I mean I'm just spit ballin but seriously...like Narnia. I'm not saying it's true but it's completely possible that there are other well worlds out there. and like witches and wizards, who says thats not possible? I'm sure it is. It just doesn't make sense that we can't accept other ideas. Sure it seems impossible but 100 years ago computers seemed impossible too. I mean think about it...



There are many other things i don't understand....like why my dog's face is buried in my croch but i have gone blank...and i will be back! muahahahaha!