Hmm...so have you ever wandered why girls will completely lead a guy on even though they oh so clearly don't want him. It's normally only with the popular girls too. Welp I'm here, and I, oh yes, I have the answer! I have done this a bit and let me say I've thought about it and the reason is clear. Bottom line: Girls want attention. What?!? NO! yes!
The point is we like guys to adore us, even if it is the creepy, fat, stalker-kid who can't seem to stay on his skateboard. Thassright. We like it. So, what happens. They start loosing interest. NOOO! Lemme just say, we don't want that! No. Unacceptable. So what do we do? We flirt.
"Hello love *giggle* good to see you. How's you're love life? mine is terrible, i need a nice guy...someone like you."
That's what we say. On the inside we're like *barrff*
Then he gets the courage, and by this time she has come out and said "i like you", to as her out.
"will you go out with me?"
"I really want to but....im- im- im a nun!"
what!? yeah. Those are some of our lame excuses. Thatssright we say that. lol.
These girls want attention and quite frankly they'll probably get it...one way...or another. So what do you do? Get aids, have sex with her, then haha jokes on her she has aids! okay not really. That was offensive. Im sorry.

Well my darlings, I shall be going now.

Says who?

Okay so I'm going to jump right into this!
Why does the middle finger mean F U? Seriously. Who in the world decided that? Did he just get really mad one day, scream that, and put up his middle finger? Seriously.
Also, why do we have "cuss" words. Me and my mom got into a huge debate over this in our car the other day. I brought it up and she said, "Well, words have meanings,"
Touche, but if they are so bad then why can we use alternatives that mean the same thing? If they have the same meaning then what does it really matter what you say? For example:

Me: What the fuck?
Mom: WHATCH YOUR MOUTH!!
-or-
me: what the freak?
Mom: idk.

Me: They fucked
Mom: Young lady!
-or-
Me: They had sex!
Mom: that isn't someone to hang out with.

you can say crap or poop but not shit
you can say Hell as a place but if you say what the hell it's a cuss word?
you can say ass because it can mean donkey even if you obviously don't mean it like you're an ass, obviously we don't mean you're a donkey that's silly but it's still okay. But you cannot say ass hole, even those its a body part?!?
you can say dick or vagina even thought they are body parts?!?
damn you cant say but you can say darn or dang?

Now, would you all like to know why i think this is happening? Children in America are over protected. Most kids aren't taught sex education and they are left to find it out on their own. Obviously no one realizes that this causes premarital sex and everything they are taught not to do. Seriously! This went from griping about cuss words to sex education? wow....lol.

Legalize it already.

Before I even start writing this I will tell you that I am not a weed smoker. Which leads to my topic: Weed should be legal.

Think about it. It isn't addictive. Idc what all you up-tight, whitie tightie wearing, goody two shoes cops have to say about it. It isn't addictive. Sure, it'll give you cancer but cigars and cigarrettes do too and they are legal. Yes, it will kill you but you can die from water but you also need water to live, ironic huh? Yeah, that's what i thought. Doctors can prescribe weed to cancer patients going through kemo, i think that shows you right there it can be legal. Why must we buy a plane ticket and fly to amsterdam to get our weed? It's not right! haha.

Supposedly the only reason it isn't legal is because the government can't tax it....well if we can get you to smoke rat poision we can tax weed. Us Americans are just brainwashed and full of shit. The true and real reason is because other people can grow it themselves. Well we can grow our own tobacco. I truely believe the only reason that weed isn't legal is because us Americans have it in our head that weed is bad. Says who? Seriously. We need to do something about this. We're letting our government control our minds! That isn't good. It'll be the life when, in 2012, we can grab the remote and light a blunt and reelaxxx!!

Now, i know this is a very very touchy subject, believe me. A lot of people are going to be like THIS CANT BE A GOOD KID. PROMOTING SOMETHING AS DANGEROUS AS THIS.
but comee onee guys what's so bad about it??
For everyone who still isn't convinced let me run this by you.
Warning: not many people will understand this due to very confusing content...read at your own risk!

okay so:
weed: something you smoke. can cause lung cancer. isn't addictive. illegal.
Cigarettes: something you smoke. can cause lung cancer. addictive. legal.
so the main difference is the illegal and legal part right? obviously they have different affects and after awhile you build a tolerence for weed so it can be suggested that it is addictive but whatever. anyway now....lets compare that to slavery:
pitch black: enslaved
lighter black: enslaved
multi-cultural (if that even happened back in those days): enslaved
white: not slaved
so the white people are cigarettes and all the blacks are weed. right? it isn't right! or you can look at it this way:
lets say people with the darkest skin will be enslaved because they are so different but people with lighter black skin will not be slaved bec they could just have a really nice tan. thats the exact same thing and it isn't fair!

Dont get me wrong folks. If it were up to me Nicotine would be illegal. It causes people pain and its terrible as well as alcohol but it's a persons personal choice. So, all i'm really saying here is if they can be legal, with the same affects, then why on earth can't weed?

think about it.
that was my political debate for the day!

Peeing in a dumpster, behind witcheys.

Happy Easter loves!
Well this entry is going to be about things that don't make sense.

You: Whaaaaaaat?But but it said peeing in a dumpster....behind witchey's.

now you see this title doesn't make sense!! OmG! how clever of me! ;)
you see...ive been thinking lately, which probably isn't good because when i think i end up catching the stove on fire with grandma yelling at me from the locked closet and my dog looking at me from the ceiling...but we won't get into detail about that!

You see i'm sitting in Science class when my teacher actually decides to teach for once in her career and she's talking about the planets and how meteors have their own orbit as well and the theory of how all this stuff got here. So i'm like umm this makes no sense so i raise my hand and she calls on me and i say..

Me: Well, since there is a whole theory about a meteor and all that stuff then God doesn't really make sense when mixed with Science.

Teacher: Well, yeah it doesn't make sense, but we aren't allowed to teach religion in school.

Me: But even if you were Science says there is a reason for this and a reason for that and the Bible says that God made everything so it doesn't make any sense.

Teacher: Let's get back to Science.



That really makes me wander. I mean as a child we all loved to wake up Christmas morning to find what Santa has brought us but then one day your parents sit you down and tell you it's not real. I'm not saying God isn't real. I'm a believer but I mean could He be just one big lie that got a little out of hand? It doesn't seem possible but why doesn't it make sense?

Also if God loves all of his children then why is being gay or lesbian a sin? Why does one way have to be right? Why must you shun all other ways because that's not how it was in the beginning?

And since we are all technically related then why are inbreds also shunned? Say i marry my uncle well that's a sin but i can marry some stranger who may be even worse off for me...even though said stranger is still a son of god and i'm a daughter of god? That means we are all inbred but only if it's in the intermediate family is it wrong?


see...this is what happens when i think!!!


Also, it makes no sense how people made technology. Especially sense they say the IQ of those before our time was much much lower. Abe Lincoln would be mentally retarded in our time. So I don't understand how someone all of a sudden decided ok we'll connect this with this and waalaa light! err whatever. I dont have much to say on that because it leaves me dumbfounded how someone can think of pure geniousness like that.



This is more of a question i ask myself and not something that doesn't make any sense but...well...do you think there are like...other worlds? I mean I'm just spit ballin but seriously...like Narnia. I'm not saying it's true but it's completely possible that there are other well worlds out there. and like witches and wizards, who says thats not possible? I'm sure it is. It just doesn't make sense that we can't accept other ideas. Sure it seems impossible but 100 years ago computers seemed impossible too. I mean think about it...



There are many other things i don't understand....like why my dog's face is buried in my croch but i have gone blank...and i will be back! muahahahaha!

woot woot!

My text messages last month were....DRUM ROOLLLL!!!!
*DDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUU
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN* (That was supposed to sound like a drum) lol. 30,243! yay! i'm almost there! I want to get 55,555. but 50,000 will do! woot woot.

this was a useless article but oh well..


THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS!!

Thing(s) that bug me. part 2

I SO know what you're thinking right now. How. you ask? well because i'm Psyhic but that's a whole other story. You are thinking: how many things bugs this chick? You see, when i started this post about one minute ago i had one simple topic (that you will see later down) but now i have 2 and now 3! i couldn't believe it! haha. So lets get down to itt!!

Numero uno...
TWILIGHT! Let me just go ahead and say PUHH-LEEZEE. I mean DRAMMAA CLUBB much? Suh-eriously this is the one thing i can't stand. Don't get me wrong, i'd absolutely looovvvee them, if i read them...buuttt i'm not going to. Why you ask? well because people make them this big deal. I mean they really aren't Love stories have been here forever but OMG its a vampire and a girl and its forbidden love and oh he's going to bite her in the end. They're going to get married blah blah blah who gives a flying fuck! I'm terrible sorry if i offend you (not really all that sorry) but i mean come on. I really dont see the big deal. Then the movie comes out and they're all ohh my godd Edwin! He is so orgasmic. I love him. ohh i'm gonna marry him. Wow, he isn't even hot?!? Uhh. I'm so sorry everyone that likes twilight. It just bugs me a lot. I would definately lovve them but i just refuse sorry. okay okay i'll move on before i lose all of the people who read my blogs lol....

Number 2 (bttwww these aren't in any order lol so idk why i'm numbering them!)
Girls who over exaggerate. Obviously if you're a girl i won't have to stress this. Recently i've hadd this girl at a track meet running the mile with me. She's all "my time is 5 minutes!" in a fake ass accent. I beat that sob and my time was 6 min and 20 sec. I told her to eat my dust! ha! but its just annoying. and like girls who are all yeah he totally likes me. he told me he wanted to make out and date me and stuff when really the guy was like fuck off bitch. Its terribly annoying! lol.

Number 3
girls who put on fake accents. it's sooo annoying. I chick on my team said this phrase "I gotta pee more dan a race horse in 'laska" (i tried to spell it the way it sounded) and we were running 100's and she was all woooo doggy i'm so not a sprinta and i'm like oh so now you're a black cowgirl??

number 4
my friend, sophie. she is obsessed with my other friend. i think she's a lesbian for her. all you ever here is "sydney's so pretty. Sydney's hair is soft." and all about sydney. and if you talk to sydney sophie hates you forever! its sooo annoying! godd. I literally wanna stab her! lol. uhhh

okay that concludes this addition hahaha.............until next time!!!

HOLY CHEESE CAKE!

OHH EMM GEE!!

It has been absolutely FORREVERR since i've been on this thing! I'm so so so so sooo sorry my loves. I mean it's been so long i've gone through a boyfriend! (which really isn't that long lol) So, i'm sure, all of my regulars (if i can even have regulars) are just dyyinggg to know how my night went of sneaking out. well....

I held my shoes in my hand and stood by the basement door torn on whether to be the bad girl and sneak out for a fun night or be the good girl and stay home. Well with the lovely persuasion of the SG and my horniness i slowly and carefully opened the basement door, went down the stairs and out the garage door (like side door not the one the car goes in lol)

so i get outstide and start walking down my drive way when BAM the light comes on. I froze the dashed at full speed down my ginormous hill making wayy too much noise. so now i'm walking having no idea where i'm even supposed to be going. I find out i'm supposed to be walking to wal mart so i walk in that general direction. I'm walking along a street when i hear a car. (curfew is 11 it was 1) so i dash behind a tree and you see this tree was a short tree and you could very clearly see my face through the big V in the middle so here i am looking like an idiot hiding behind a tree in some person's yard!

Finally i decide the coast is clear and start walking. I thought i found the turn and start walking down when suddenly i realize that is nott the street to cross for wal mart! so now i'm lost! that's right lost! I'm directionally impaired btw. I decided to keep walking and finally i find the walmart street. I dash across the street and start walking the perimeter of the parking lot while some old lady is staring at me like "what the fuck is she doin" So I decided to hide behind a truck this time. I'm crouched behind a flippen truck lol when the owner comes up and gets in it and is like all freaked out because some chick is crouching in front of his truck. I got all freaked out and ran and he just stood there for about 20 minutes lol.

So now i'm behind somee fence like thing? i guess. and the guy tells me walk to the bridge well i didn't realize there was a hill you could walk down so i jump down this tall wall and fall on my knees surely looking like an idiot. haha i stood there for a few minutes all imbarrassed but finally walked on. So I'm standing there at the bridge waiting when finally i see him running up. Oh god he looked hot. All sneaky and mysterious. He came up and kissed me and was like we don't have much time. Sure enough his cell phone rang. He was like "yeah grandma we're almost to your house. It'll be like 5 minutes." the whole time i was well..doing things and he was trying not to make noises when i look over at my phone in the grass and its lit up. I'm like SHIT! but then i realized it was my alarm! haha. so he had to leave after about 10 minutes and i start walking home. This time i got lost trying to find my house but i felt queen of the world lol.

so when i get to my hill i decide to walk up the street that leads to the back of my house to prevent the light from coming on. I got to my driveway and literally started crawling to the freaking door i was crawling! i got inside and dashed up to my room. whew!

well that was my adventure! I'll stay in touch more often i promise!

xoxo

-kicks.

Long Time No Blog. (:

Well my lovlies, I know it's been a while since we've interacted. I know, I know you're just dying of anticipation to know why...welpp my brothers laptop wouldn't start up (considering mine has been taken away and sent to someone to look at my "history" I have been left computerless.) and so we got this new one, which for about a month wouldn't get on the internet. wowzaa;; that suckedd big, round, hairy ones. So, that is why i haven't been on....now for our topic....

Your first time?

Take a deep break...and relax. It's much easier to insert a tampon when you're relsxed. It takes practice-most women need a few tries before they can comfortable and easily insert a tampon. When using a tampon for the first time, choose a day when your flow is moderate. Refer to the diagrams so you know what to do.

hahaha tooooo comical. well anyway i've never used a tampon before and so i decided to try. So, i grab one and spread my legs apart on the toilet but oww holy hell that hurt. then the next night i tried to insert it while laying down on the floor and wow that was easy. the hardest part of that was trying to remove the cardboard thingys you pushed together! hahha. well then i tried to take it out and i thought it was freakin stuck! haha.

sorry my dearies but i'm writing this in a hurry. I'm sneaking out tonight to meet the SG. wish me luck on not getting caught. love you all...bye!

Things that bug me...part 2!

Hmm, I bet you thought I ran out of things that bugged me huh? Welp, no! There are about 5 million bajillion kamillion things that bugg me! Like right there, how i made up a number! (:
Well my lovelies (or is it lovelys) idk anyway...here is my part two on things that get on my absolute nervess....

Bipolar chicas...like my friend and sometimes not friend. She is very bitter with me because I got the guy she wanted? Idk who told her it was okay to even try to get him anyway considering it's girlies code not to date your friend's ex...? She can have him, though, I dumped his sorry ass! But it doesn't bug me that she hates me. Hey, go ahead, I do not miss you. It bugs me that one day she hates me and would like to shoot me, and the next she is like "Ohh chelsea I love you long timee" or whateverr. She really needs to fix her bipolarism. So, that would be the first things.

Guys. Don't get me wrong, I looooobe them! Guys that bug me are the ones who are obviously immature and virgins and not getting any but act like they are all sex goddy. I know someone like this, and I really want to push him off of a cliff, seriously. He is like obviously gay but will always make sexual references. Today, I'm like I hate it how you think your experienced and he's like ohh i am, just ask kayla stagpole or whatever he said? I was like so did she finger you or you finger her? I'm a very very mean person, but he just annoys me all together. I can't stand him. He's perfectly fine, until he opens his mouth!!! lol. Anywayyy, so then he turned it on me, I'm like uhmm where have you been, were you not here for the rumors? So, i guess I'm not raving on about guys who act all experienced I'm raving on about this idiot! He's very very very annoying. lol. Okay, enough about this loser.

Moving on...Couples who are on and off and on and off. I'm not talking date, break up, then a month later get back together. I'm talking about break up for a day and then annoy all of your friends about how much you hate eachother, then get back together. it is very annoying, and tiring. I'm sure every school has a couple like this. My schools, just so happen to be my two besties....its terriblee! la de da.

My mother. Just everything about her. She laughs at everything. Her laugh is annoying. She asks too many questions. She asks them all at the same time (literally). She never shut her trap. Her voice gets on my nerves. Oh lord I'm getting a head ache just writing this!

Side notes:

Okay, well I could go on and on and on for days. Trust me, but i dont feel like it and am physically enable. My mother is making a new recipe, something out of a cookbook. Oh lordy. I, on the other hand, am a smarty. I'm ordering pizza. There is NO way that will turn out good.

Oh and also, my mutti made me cut up straw berries for this pie. I cannot use my right hand (good thing imma leffty!) I have cut it twice! It's horrible. I can't believe my mother even let me handle a knife..

oh and if i didn't already tell you, i broke up wiith my boyfriend, he yelled, a lot.




loves and kisses

-kicks

for the love of god and all things holy, what have i done?!?....

Well Darlings,
As you can see, i am, well alive! Yay! everyone rejoice! I have done something majorly wrong, though, probably....

You see, sunshine, upper lip hair is well yeah. I hate it! Of course I doubt anyone notices it on girl, unless they have a killer black 'stache, but other than that i dont think it is noticed. I couldn't help but wonder, though, if guys can feel it when we are kissing, making out, lip nibbling, etc.? Well, either way, i didn't want it, and my mutti being as strinct and ridiculous as she is, wouldn't allow me to wax it, and obviously there is no way in holy hell that i was going to pluck it!! So, i used this cream stuff and it sort of worked, but i had to pluck off a few little hairs, no biggie. well, afterward i put on the "soothing lotion" and it burneddd!! My skin is very sensitive and gets irritated easily. ugh! Well, it was terribly red but i thought ehh it'll be gone by tomorrow.

La de da. so i went off and took some ZZZ's. Well, i woke up about 20 minutes late today, giving me only 10 minutes to get ready. Welp... guessy whatty, my lip was still red! Not to mention i had a bigg redd dot where a pimple is!! ugh! So, it looks like i either have a nasty scar, or red marker that is supposed to look like a line mustache? ha. Anyway i put foundation there which made it look ridiculous because i didn't have time to put it anywhere else, and so my lip was orange with my ghost-white skin everywhere else! Not only did it look shitty but by lunch i had rubbed it off. So i looked fairly retarded. My mutti said it'll go away but it won't be gone by tomorrow! CHEESE AND RICE!! ugh! So, I shall repeat myself, For the love of god and all things holy, what have i done?!?!

Regardless of what my mother says, i will be waxing it next time! lol.
Well, my darlings, now that you know all about how my lip looks gayy I do believe i have come to the end of this blog. Love me? please (:

Oh, and just so you know, my bestest pally, Skyler (yes a boy, girls are fakeee) hit me with that ginormous omnikenn ball today, and i was on his team! uhh! haha.


currently listening: Richhmann by 3oh!3
-I ain't callin' for a close up
no clubs, no cars, bitches with the nose jobs (:

ohh I'm in lovey love love! (a.k.a. why do i even bother part 2)

Ohh I'm in lovey love love! Oh oh oh! yes, its love!! Now I'm sure you're all like *groan groan moaney groan groan* but I totally misunderstood!!! omg! well, you see, he lead me on about talking to other girls in a naughty way. I thought he meant he was leading me on about loving me! omg! he loves me! and i love him! yay! okay okay well.

So i misewell tell you that this will be my last blog. Oh whats that? A loud rumble coming from the earth! They are people crying noo!! omg! lol. Oh you really love me a lot huh? Haha, well this will be my very last blog because..i am going to die! Yes, you read right people. There is someone in my house! I've been locked in my room for over 2 hours! I assume its a murderer and i'm not going to check! SG offered to come pick me up, but that would require me getting out of my room, and that is not happening! ohh me ohh my oh me oh my!

well, this blog is a loadd of crap...just thought i'd fill in my oh so lovely viewers on my ahhmazing news!! wellpp, I'll write another when i feel like it, if i'm still alive O.o

kisses, hugs, and lovins!
(:

Why do I even bother? part 1

Mmmkay, so first of all I need to fill you in. My brother knows all about me and SG! Idk how exactly, but he does. but that's old news, for me anyway...I have new problems with the SG....do you wanna hear them? Well you will anyway! yay!

Before i will tell you my story, though, i need to inform you on a bit of information that will definately come in handy further into the story. okay, well when something is upsetting me i need to be left the fuck alone! For one, i will lay you out (yes i'm tiny but im a vicious killer bitches) and when someone tries to talk to me about it i tear up. okay so on with it...

So, i was texting the SG and MK (initials of a friend) was staying at my house. I had her phone and was reading their messages...He said she still owed him from the sweet teas (he bought us sweet teas) and he said there was interest and blah blah so it was about a million and she said is there any other way (you must know she hasnt done anything so this wasn't meant in any perverted way) and he said well yeah..but i'm not telling you because u have a bf. I was offended i mean, i didn't want him talking to other girls like that. So i texted him like your such a guy :(

finally he figured it out and tried to make it up by telling her he didn't mean it. but i was off...I kept saying all i am to you is another girl and stuff. Then he denied it and denied it. Finally he went to bed and i was up crying! I couldn't believe it. I was crying over a guy i knew i could never have something with. I mean I really thought he liked me but it was all a joke :(.

So i "accidently" send him a message saying 'i need your help :( i've been crying for 30 minutes' (i'm so devious). So, he texted me back this morning and blah blah blah finally finds out its because of him. I expected him to be like but baby i really do love you. No, he said "i'm sorry i shouldn't of led you on." i wanted him to feel terrible so all i kept saying was it doesn't matter your just another guy. He kept telling me he wasn't and i was like mmhmm well what makes you different. But he had to go and said he would tell me later (he was at the school and we can't text in school)

So yeah, i've been uuber depressed all day long. I didn't crack a smile once (which is super hard for me) I didn't even laugh when my fat ass gym teacher got knocked out by an omniken ball (its this gianormous ball). People kept asking me what was wrong and i would start to cry, i just couldn't help it. Then MNC was all like she lives in a bad mood, i about knocked that bitch out! Which would be hard considering she weighs like 500 pounds more than me! Everyone in my reading class kept telling my teacher i was depressed so to make it all worse my teacher took me outside and kept asking me if something was wrong. I was on the verge of crying. I felt a tear roll down my cheek and i just kept sticking to my story "nothings wrong" she threatened to send me to the guidence counseler. psh. i said do what you want, i'm not telling that crackkhead..yes i actually said that! lol. Probably not smart, but i didn't get in trouble because my teacher knew i was very upset. Plus my guidence counseler is a crackhead! she looks like big bird, and she can't keep her eyes open and she stutters like shitt. just picture that, you'll laugh!

So anyway, I'm so pissed off, I'll do a part 2 to tell you how things go. I just can't believe this. I wish he would have just told me he really liked me :(. Uhh! me and my problems. As a side note, i'm breaking up with my boyfriend. the text says "I'm sorry, Tom, but i just want to be friends for now. Maybe further down the road there will be a stop sign and we can try again but for now i'd like to just be single but reamain friends. Sorry. -C" now, it was supposed to say further down the road we can try again but i lost train of thought in the text and wrote there will be a stop sign. I personally, like it!

So anyway, i can't believe i didn't even laugh when my teacher got hit with that ball! Let me put this picture in your mind:
A giant, pink neon ball (and when i say giant i mean like as big as me!, i'm like 5 foot 4!) anyway so it comes flying throught the air and i'm pissed off and i punch is like hell and it darts over to my 500 pound teacher and smacks her in the face and she goes flying accross the room! boom boom! she falls and the floor shakes. haha.

Well, i truely hope, and i do mean truely, that your day was better than mine. (:

loves and kisses,
Kickss

What to do about hating my friends?

Okay so obviously this is going to sound horrible, but i hate all my friends! No, not dislike very much, hate! Well, maybe not all of them, but a very large marjority...I'll call them by their initials.

First off, my truest friend is in loooveee with my brother. (MC goes into his room when i fall asleep and the last time was supposedly "goood". how do i know this? well i read her texts! haha!) anyway, that's why i hate her!! uhh! So needless to say she is NEVER staying again! Mmkay, so that's MC...moving on...

SK bugs the hell out of me! She wears sports clothes and her hair up 24/7. When she does wear something nice it's always pink! Let me just say, it is NOT her color! That isn't why I hate her though, you really shouldn't hate someone for their lack of style. No, i hate her because she is overly obsessed with SR(who i will be ragging on next) If anyone is talking SR Sk butts right through! Overly jealous much? Also, even in gym when we have partners she complains her ass off if they aren't on the same team omg!!!! Not only that, she is a huuggeee baby! Earlier this year BJK put a cherry in her soup and she cried to her daddy and someone older, then at lunch the next day this older "friend" came to our table and screamed at us! hahaha! omg! Also, she thinks she is ahhmazing at sports, truthfully she sucks ass! She only gets to play because her daddy is the coach, who is a mega dick! Oh, and she is like so obsessed with getting better grades than everyone and then if you get a better grade than her she wines her ass off. god get-a-life!

Now, SR is a pretty good friend. But She will say she hates SK then when basketball season comes, she loves her! its so stupid...that's all that i really hate about her though ha.

MC is a wannabee. Enough said.

MNC (had to use middle initial) hates me for no reason, and she thinks she's all cool. She isn't! she's like practically goth, and she makes all the cool 'hot' goth chicks ugly! uhh!

DM gets mad at me when her boyfriend flirts with me! it isn't my fault!!!!! omg! Also, she is a biiggg mega whore.

AW tells everyone everyttthingg!! she told my teacher today i was depressed and i got yelled at! god, she's annoying.

EK is clingy and very annoying. She cries if i dont save her a seat? Hellooo obsessivee?

and finally

AR is a huge wannabee. She cut her hair so its just like her BFFAE!! She's wearing pacsun and converse now? wtf!! She is sooo fake, and everyone has noticed. Not only that, she announces to everyone how big of a little tramp she is!

Now, obviously all of our so-called friends talk behind our backs...but umm they don't admit it. So I say my truest and most dearest friend would be BJK. She is a huge slut wannabe (yeah thats right a slut wannabe. How you ask? well, she acts like a mega slut but truthfully hasn't even kissed a guy!) lol. anyway so she talks about everyone behind their backs and is probably one of my meanest friends. So, you wonder why i love her so dearly? Well, its because if you say "did you call me a bipolar bitch?" she doesn't deny is, she says hell yeah! or whatever. Atleast she isn't a pussy and owns up to it. So i would just like to tell you all that these last few sentences are being written on my potty! I had to pee really bad, and so yeah! lol. It's verrryy yellow haha. I bet you all wanted to know that!

i love you all.
Kisses hugs and lovins...

My Day.

Well my day has been...terrible. Would you like to know why? If you don't then...stop reading..and if you do you may continue. now, for all of you who said no, but continue reading stop right now because you'll be very disappointed when you find out! lol. Okay so anyway, i had to wake up at 10, and i went to bed at 5 omg! My hair was horribly messy and it took 3 hours to straighten, and it still looks like shit. my face is all red, and i think i have a pimple! omg me, a pimple! my face is flawless, and there dead in the middle is a freakin pimple! i do think someone has put a curse on me. So i put cover up on it and was like ok this will work becuase the pimple was very minor, and when i mean minor i mean no one would notice it except me lol. so then i thought my day can't get any worse. well guess what! It did! omg and the unimaginable happened, were talking worser that worse. i mean like i would rather be eaten by a monster, puked up, and eaten again, becuase then i'd be dead and i wouldn't of had to gone through this next thing...so you want to know what it is? well get ready for it, becuase here it come!....what happened was...

my loser of a boyfriend had to come over to my house today becuase his daddy is building a wall, painting, that crap. So, He's over at my house for like 2 hours and we said about 5 words to eachother. And to think, my mom made me get up for that! geesh. It was terrible! i mean comee onnn. I talked to his mom more than i talked to him, and that definately is not good. So finally he leaves, and my brother is being a huge dick face! He has calmed down since but still. Oh, and his friend, idk if i told you about him? If not i will right now...

His friend:
lets refer to him as the Sex God (shortened to SG bec im stealing this from a book) anyway so, the SG is amazing. When he comes over we kiss and he holds me and stuff, and i love him! lol. Yes we are defiantely in love. lol. he like gets jealous when i say omg i'm so going to marry this guy and stuff, and he will be like i thought we would get married, and he isn't just saying it so i'll do stuff with him because trust me he knows he doesn't have to. but obviously it's on the DL (down low) because my brother cannot know! He is staying tonight, hopefully, and for all of you out there like she's going to cheat, i most certainly am..not! lol. you thought i was gonna say am huh? haha. anyway so yeah he's pretty much amazing..lol. we'll just hang out and stuff...but lately my brother keeps making excuses for him not to stay and i'm getting really suspicious. i mean what if he knows!!! omg! that would be terrible! seriously....

anyway... i need to break up with my boyfriend he's terrible. He keeps telling me about his fantasies. He got grounded but not from me! I'm like uhh just ground him from me please!!! omg! lol. So anyway then he leaves and me and my mother go to BW3's. It was yucky. I love wings but idk guess it just wasn't all that good today. So then i go home and am bored out of my flippin mind! omg! i was like sitting there playing grand theft auto and replaying 3oh3 songs. omg lol.
Oh and this article has taken about 20 attempts and 5 hours to write. Why you ask? well this computer is gayer than fuck (pardon my french) and every 5 minutes it goes to a blue screen saying errorr error i'm gay error! omg! I've been beating the shit out of it!

anyway, what i told you that for is to say i do apologize deeply that this isn't as funny as it could be...It really could be a hella lot funnier and really empasise why my day sucked but i just dont have it in me. lol. Once again, i apologize for this not being my best..but here ya go..my terrible day. Please kkeep reading me, and comment.

loves and kisses.
-kicks.

Teachers...are pedifiles.

So...I'm sure you are all wondering about this title. Well, you read right. My teacher flirts with me! He is a 50(some) year old man and he is hitting on me! It's terribly wrong, and my classmates (made up of stupid blondes and brunettes, annoying jock-wanna be's, the whore clones, and who can forget the geeks, nerds, and oh we musn't leave out the PLASTICS! oh and that scene kid) even notice it, and it's hard to notice something that's NOT about them. He never grades my work, he just gives me a 100%. He has told me he loves me (but in a it's okay i still love you kind of way) and he calls me gorgeous. It's creepy. He always favors me, which most teachers do becuase they think i'm GOOD! ha! anyway, this is different, WAY different. Recently talk about him being a pedifile has picked up majorly, it has even been said out loud in his room with him right there. The favoring has gone down and I got a 93 on a paper last week! woah! anyway, so everything has pretty much went to an abrupt hault and the talking completly vanished and it's picked up on who's preggo now. So, we'll see if it picks up again. Let's hope not or i'll asked to be transferred out of that class!
Oh, and here is something funny about this teacher. He always writes Good! and Great! on papers if you get a 100, so one day me and my so-called friends were joking around and were like wouldn't it be funny if he wrote yum yum. because the way he talks he would say good like a fat kid having an orgy lol. so, i raised my little hand and said, will you start writing yum yum? and he was like i'll think about it. The next paper i got back said..."you did a yum yum job!" hahahah
funny thing numero dos (spanish for 2 idk how to spell it): okay well if a kid asks a question that he has already covered the answer to, he says something like "oh, i believe i already covered that and the answer was yes. I do believe i have already covered this, let me make sure. INSTANT REPLAY" then he makes all these gay ass noises and then says yepp..i did!

hahahahaha. Okay well..anyway that's the end of this blog. 3rd one of the day! wow! i'm bored. okay comment and follow me.
i love you all.
yours truely.

Taken or Single

Well, hello all (:
Considering I'm bored out of my mind, I will do this survey call, you guessed it, taken or single! yayy! no? okay no not yay. Well, I say lets keep it going....orr not? okay well idk but here it goes...

DON'T CHICKEN OUT!
1) Taken or Single?
err well…taken.

2) Do you like it?
as of right now…no!

3) Would you kiss your ex again?
hmmm…no. well…not my most recent ex.

4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes

5) Do you believe certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
um well, if there is a gun to your head, but that’s not going to happen.

6) Are you missing anybody right now?
yes, terribly….not my boyfriend though O.o

7) Do you want kids?
In the future, yes. Right now, no.

8)Would you consider adoption?
If it's necessary.

9) If someone likes you would you want them to tell you?
sure.

10) Do you wish you were with your boyfriend or girlfriend right now?
NO!

11) Do you want someone you cant have?
yes….5 year age difference sucks as a kid….

12)Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
sure…not day anniversaries though..heh heh..

13) Do you get butterflies around your crush/boy or girlfriend?
my boyfriend...no! lol.

14) Do any of your Ex's still have feelings for you?
most of them…lol


well....wasn't that so worth the time of reading?!?? no? oh ok. well, idk it occupied my time i guess....until next time....stay starstuckkk (:

Things that bug me.

As you all know, because it is the title, this article will be all about things that are bugging me as of, well, right now. What has inspired me to write this, you ask? Well, take a guess...no really do it, I'll wait......................Mmk guessing time is over. If you guessed my date last night and then coming home to my brother's friends, then you are correct. If you are correct then, well, err congrats? I'm sorry to inform you, but there will be no prize.
Anywho, anyway, anyhow...I went to the movies last night on a date. OMG it was absolutely terrible. Now, I feel obligated to inform you that, I have dated this guy off and on since last year. We usually break up by four months and get back together. We got back together one week and one day ago, and let me just say he is the most boring texter on this planet, and other planets. Anyway, back to the date. For one the movie was horribly boring. Well, not so much boring, but the ending bugged me because the main character died and that's just not right. Also, this girl came home with her face cut up and I busted out laughing, that Asian chick looked hilarious...akkwarrdd.
So we first get in there and he dumps popcorn all over me. I'm talking the wholle medium popcorn that he got, even though he already knows I dont eat in the movies. So, he dumps it on me and I am pissed! So then, he's texting the whole moviee, and I'm like "Umm, Hi I'm Chelsea...your date!" Not only is he texting but he's covering up the texts! I'm pretty sure I saw an ILY in one, but it could have been from his cousin, his family is rather weird.
So then he's such a retard and can't just hold hands, no he has to mess around with my hand. This isn't what you think, I'm sure. He was literally like playing with my fingers, moving around, and stuff like that. It just really annoys me. He can never be normal.
Then he tries to stick my hand on his dick. I mean comee onn, sure maybe I've done stuff but that doesn't mean the second date I'm going to give it up to him, geesh. Why must all guys think because your dating they get sexuall things 24/7. Well, idk, but umm guys...your wrong! (As always) He was all, Do you not want to? and I'm like no! so then HE was pissed! I couldn't believe it, HE was pissed! Ugh. He still didn't get it, either, he kept trying! Finally he tried to get into MY pants! I'm like i wont touch your dick, what makes you think you get a shot at my goodies? So then he tries for my boobs! OMG! Layy off already! ugh.
He has annoyed me in the past. For example, at dances he doesn't like to slow dance. Nooo, thats just too boring. He likes to swing me around. It's terrible.
Also, our texts convos are like. yepp, yeah, mk, so, and so on. It's terrible. He won't talk to me in person, like at school, either. And here is the worst part. He makes everything he says sweet perverted.
Example:
Him: "I wish you were here so i could hold you in my arms."
Me: "awwee"
Him: "and then you could touch my dragon"
Me: "uhmm...?"
see its horrible! omg! He actually refers to it as "the dragon" it ain't that big, hunny! Okay, so by then, the date is over and I'm home.
Then, I'm blowing off steam playing grand theft auto (uhm yeah, idk it helps blow off steam, i dont usually play hardcore games like that) and my brother's friend texts me and wants to come in my room after everyone is asleep, and "do stuff". Geez. I told him no, and went to bed. Then, i wake up around 3 am, and guess who is just coming into my room, no really guess................If you guess my dog, you are....wrong! sorry, thanks for playing.
Ha, anyway i told him to get out, and then locked my door. So, yeahh, my brother's friends are ALWAYYS like this. It's horrible, why can't they just keep it in their pants? Oh, and one of my best friends is pissed at me for dating him, becuase she like him once and he turned her down, how stupid. She needs to get over herself...seriously. Especially since shee, herself, has done that to me.

So, if you have no idea what the flipp i'm talking about, i shall go ahead and tell you all the things bugging me:
1. My date throwing popcorn on me.
2. when the main character dies in a movie.
3. my brother's friend hitting on me.
4. Guys bragging about their dick, when it isn't that big.
5. boring texters.
6. my date texting while we're on the date.
7. Guys who can't be sweet and turn everything perverted.
8. best friends who can't control their jealousy


Oh, and let me add something about my so-called boyfriend. He told me about his dream. His dream was him having a three some with me and his ex girlfriend. I mean, come on guys. dont tell us about your little fantassies. so the worst thing about this is: the girl in the three some with us still likes him. Anndd he told her! i couldn't believe it. HE told HER! He probably asked her to acutally screw him. OMG! I have nooo idea how much more of him i can take!

so i guess there is now 9 things bugging me and #9 is...
9. boyfriends having fantasies about other girls and then telling you about them.

Well, that concludes this article. I do hope you enjoyed hearing about my shitty night! Do any of you out there, wherever you are, have any of the same pet-peves, or problems...or am I the only crazy SOB?

Introduction

Well, Hello there! You can call me Kicks, as everyone does. So, here's a little about me. I live in a small town, with fake people out the wazoo. I have absolutley no idea who my real friends are, and quite frankly no one does. I personally think this is a problem with every girl, one time or another. This must be true because us girls are well, bitches. We must have what we want, and we like to destroy people who make us mad. I'm popular, but aren't we all? Ha! Spray on tans, hollister, guys, and birth control is pretty much a must with chicks at my school. It's pretty much every chick for herself... I have to get my grief out about all this crapp going on. And when i say crap, I mean crap. I mean boys are confusing...but oh so an addiction. Girls are fake, but isn't that just what makes them fun? Teachers...are pedofiles. Parents are so mean. Families, oh lord dont get me started. It's a wonder I've made it this far without going nuts....or have I?