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My text messages last month were....DRUM ROOLLLL!!!!
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this was a useless article but oh well..


THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS!!

Thing(s) that bug me. part 2

I SO know what you're thinking right now. How. you ask? well because i'm Psyhic but that's a whole other story. You are thinking: how many things bugs this chick? You see, when i started this post about one minute ago i had one simple topic (that you will see later down) but now i have 2 and now 3! i couldn't believe it! haha. So lets get down to itt!!

Numero uno...
TWILIGHT! Let me just go ahead and say PUHH-LEEZEE. I mean DRAMMAA CLUBB much? Suh-eriously this is the one thing i can't stand. Don't get me wrong, i'd absolutely looovvvee them, if i read them...buuttt i'm not going to. Why you ask? well because people make them this big deal. I mean they really aren't Love stories have been here forever but OMG its a vampire and a girl and its forbidden love and oh he's going to bite her in the end. They're going to get married blah blah blah who gives a flying fuck! I'm terrible sorry if i offend you (not really all that sorry) but i mean come on. I really dont see the big deal. Then the movie comes out and they're all ohh my godd Edwin! He is so orgasmic. I love him. ohh i'm gonna marry him. Wow, he isn't even hot?!? Uhh. I'm so sorry everyone that likes twilight. It just bugs me a lot. I would definately lovve them but i just refuse sorry. okay okay i'll move on before i lose all of the people who read my blogs lol....

Number 2 (bttwww these aren't in any order lol so idk why i'm numbering them!)
Girls who over exaggerate. Obviously if you're a girl i won't have to stress this. Recently i've hadd this girl at a track meet running the mile with me. She's all "my time is 5 minutes!" in a fake ass accent. I beat that sob and my time was 6 min and 20 sec. I told her to eat my dust! ha! but its just annoying. and like girls who are all yeah he totally likes me. he told me he wanted to make out and date me and stuff when really the guy was like fuck off bitch. Its terribly annoying! lol.

Number 3
girls who put on fake accents. it's sooo annoying. I chick on my team said this phrase "I gotta pee more dan a race horse in 'laska" (i tried to spell it the way it sounded) and we were running 100's and she was all woooo doggy i'm so not a sprinta and i'm like oh so now you're a black cowgirl??

number 4
my friend, sophie. she is obsessed with my other friend. i think she's a lesbian for her. all you ever here is "sydney's so pretty. Sydney's hair is soft." and all about sydney. and if you talk to sydney sophie hates you forever! its sooo annoying! godd. I literally wanna stab her! lol. uhhh

okay that concludes this addition hahaha.............until next time!!!

HOLY CHEESE CAKE!

OHH EMM GEE!!

It has been absolutely FORREVERR since i've been on this thing! I'm so so so so sooo sorry my loves. I mean it's been so long i've gone through a boyfriend! (which really isn't that long lol) So, i'm sure, all of my regulars (if i can even have regulars) are just dyyinggg to know how my night went of sneaking out. well....

I held my shoes in my hand and stood by the basement door torn on whether to be the bad girl and sneak out for a fun night or be the good girl and stay home. Well with the lovely persuasion of the SG and my horniness i slowly and carefully opened the basement door, went down the stairs and out the garage door (like side door not the one the car goes in lol)

so i get outstide and start walking down my drive way when BAM the light comes on. I froze the dashed at full speed down my ginormous hill making wayy too much noise. so now i'm walking having no idea where i'm even supposed to be going. I find out i'm supposed to be walking to wal mart so i walk in that general direction. I'm walking along a street when i hear a car. (curfew is 11 it was 1) so i dash behind a tree and you see this tree was a short tree and you could very clearly see my face through the big V in the middle so here i am looking like an idiot hiding behind a tree in some person's yard!

Finally i decide the coast is clear and start walking. I thought i found the turn and start walking down when suddenly i realize that is nott the street to cross for wal mart! so now i'm lost! that's right lost! I'm directionally impaired btw. I decided to keep walking and finally i find the walmart street. I dash across the street and start walking the perimeter of the parking lot while some old lady is staring at me like "what the fuck is she doin" So I decided to hide behind a truck this time. I'm crouched behind a flippen truck lol when the owner comes up and gets in it and is like all freaked out because some chick is crouching in front of his truck. I got all freaked out and ran and he just stood there for about 20 minutes lol.

So now i'm behind somee fence like thing? i guess. and the guy tells me walk to the bridge well i didn't realize there was a hill you could walk down so i jump down this tall wall and fall on my knees surely looking like an idiot. haha i stood there for a few minutes all imbarrassed but finally walked on. So I'm standing there at the bridge waiting when finally i see him running up. Oh god he looked hot. All sneaky and mysterious. He came up and kissed me and was like we don't have much time. Sure enough his cell phone rang. He was like "yeah grandma we're almost to your house. It'll be like 5 minutes." the whole time i was well..doing things and he was trying not to make noises when i look over at my phone in the grass and its lit up. I'm like SHIT! but then i realized it was my alarm! haha. so he had to leave after about 10 minutes and i start walking home. This time i got lost trying to find my house but i felt queen of the world lol.

so when i get to my hill i decide to walk up the street that leads to the back of my house to prevent the light from coming on. I got to my driveway and literally started crawling to the freaking door i was crawling! i got inside and dashed up to my room. whew!

well that was my adventure! I'll stay in touch more often i promise!

xoxo

-kicks.

Long Time No Blog. (:

Well my lovlies, I know it's been a while since we've interacted. I know, I know you're just dying of anticipation to know why...welpp my brothers laptop wouldn't start up (considering mine has been taken away and sent to someone to look at my "history" I have been left computerless.) and so we got this new one, which for about a month wouldn't get on the internet. wowzaa;; that suckedd big, round, hairy ones. So, that is why i haven't been on....now for our topic....

Your first time?

Take a deep break...and relax. It's much easier to insert a tampon when you're relsxed. It takes practice-most women need a few tries before they can comfortable and easily insert a tampon. When using a tampon for the first time, choose a day when your flow is moderate. Refer to the diagrams so you know what to do.

hahaha tooooo comical. well anyway i've never used a tampon before and so i decided to try. So, i grab one and spread my legs apart on the toilet but oww holy hell that hurt. then the next night i tried to insert it while laying down on the floor and wow that was easy. the hardest part of that was trying to remove the cardboard thingys you pushed together! hahha. well then i tried to take it out and i thought it was freakin stuck! haha.

sorry my dearies but i'm writing this in a hurry. I'm sneaking out tonight to meet the SG. wish me luck on not getting caught. love you all...bye!