It has been absolutely FORREVERR since i've been on this thing! I'm so so so so sooo sorry my loves. I mean it's been so long i've gone through a boyfriend! (which really isn't that long lol) So, i'm sure, all of my regulars (if i can even have regulars) are just dyyinggg to know how my night went of sneaking out. well....
I held my shoes in my hand and stood by the basement door torn on whether to be the bad girl and sneak out for a fun night or be the good girl and stay home. Well with the lovely persuasion of the SG and my horniness i slowly and carefully opened the basement door, went down the stairs and out the garage door (like side door not the one the car goes in lol)
so i get outstide and start walking down my drive way when BAM the light comes on. I froze the dashed at full speed down my ginormous hill making wayy too much noise. so now i'm walking having no idea where i'm even supposed to be going. I find out i'm supposed to be walking to wal mart so i walk in that general direction. I'm walking along a street when i hear a car. (curfew is 11 it was 1) so i dash behind a tree and you see this tree was a short tree and you could very clearly see my face through the big V in the middle so here i am looking like an idiot hiding behind a tree in some person's yard!
Finally i decide the coast is clear and start walking. I thought i found the turn and start walking down when suddenly i realize that is nott the street to cross for wal mart! so now i'm lost! that's right lost! I'm directionally impaired btw. I decided to keep walking and finally i find the walmart street. I dash across the street and start walking the perimeter of the parking lot while some old lady is staring at me like "what the fuck is she doin" So I decided to hide behind a truck this time. I'm crouched behind a flippen truck lol when the owner comes up and gets in it and is like all freaked out because some chick is crouching in front of his truck. I got all freaked out and ran and he just stood there for about 20 minutes lol.
So now i'm behind somee fence like thing? i guess. and the guy tells me walk to the bridge well i didn't realize there was a hill you could walk down so i jump down this tall wall and fall on my knees surely looking like an idiot. haha i stood there for a few minutes all imbarrassed but finally walked on. So I'm standing there at the bridge waiting when finally i see him running up. Oh god he looked hot. All sneaky and mysterious. He came up and kissed me and was like we don't have much time. Sure enough his cell phone rang. He was like "yeah grandma we're almost to your house. It'll be like 5 minutes." the whole time i was well..doing things and he was trying not to make noises when i look over at my phone in the grass and its lit up. I'm like SHIT! but then i realized it was my alarm! haha. so he had to leave after about 10 minutes and i start walking home. This time i got lost trying to find my house but i felt queen of the world lol.
so when i get to my hill i decide to walk up the street that leads to the back of my house to prevent the light from coming on. I got to my driveway and literally started crawling to the freaking door i was crawling! i got inside and dashed up to my room. whew!
well that was my adventure! I'll stay in touch more often i promise!
xoxo
-kicks.
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