for the love of god and all things holy, what have i done?!?....

Well Darlings,
As you can see, i am, well alive! Yay! everyone rejoice! I have done something majorly wrong, though, probably....

You see, sunshine, upper lip hair is well yeah. I hate it! Of course I doubt anyone notices it on girl, unless they have a killer black 'stache, but other than that i dont think it is noticed. I couldn't help but wonder, though, if guys can feel it when we are kissing, making out, lip nibbling, etc.? Well, either way, i didn't want it, and my mutti being as strinct and ridiculous as she is, wouldn't allow me to wax it, and obviously there is no way in holy hell that i was going to pluck it!! So, i used this cream stuff and it sort of worked, but i had to pluck off a few little hairs, no biggie. well, afterward i put on the "soothing lotion" and it burneddd!! My skin is very sensitive and gets irritated easily. ugh! Well, it was terribly red but i thought ehh it'll be gone by tomorrow.

La de da. so i went off and took some ZZZ's. Well, i woke up about 20 minutes late today, giving me only 10 minutes to get ready. Welp... guessy whatty, my lip was still red! Not to mention i had a bigg redd dot where a pimple is!! ugh! So, it looks like i either have a nasty scar, or red marker that is supposed to look like a line mustache? ha. Anyway i put foundation there which made it look ridiculous because i didn't have time to put it anywhere else, and so my lip was orange with my ghost-white skin everywhere else! Not only did it look shitty but by lunch i had rubbed it off. So i looked fairly retarded. My mutti said it'll go away but it won't be gone by tomorrow! CHEESE AND RICE!! ugh! So, I shall repeat myself, For the love of god and all things holy, what have i done?!?!

Regardless of what my mother says, i will be waxing it next time! lol.
Well, my darlings, now that you know all about how my lip looks gayy I do believe i have come to the end of this blog. Love me? please (:

Oh, and just so you know, my bestest pally, Skyler (yes a boy, girls are fakeee) hit me with that ginormous omnikenn ball today, and i was on his team! uhh! haha.


currently listening: Richhmann by 3oh!3
-I ain't callin' for a close up
no clubs, no cars, bitches with the nose jobs (: