What to do about hating my friends?

Okay so obviously this is going to sound horrible, but i hate all my friends! No, not dislike very much, hate! Well, maybe not all of them, but a very large marjority...I'll call them by their initials.

First off, my truest friend is in loooveee with my brother. (MC goes into his room when i fall asleep and the last time was supposedly "goood". how do i know this? well i read her texts! haha!) anyway, that's why i hate her!! uhh! So needless to say she is NEVER staying again! Mmkay, so that's MC...moving on...

SK bugs the hell out of me! She wears sports clothes and her hair up 24/7. When she does wear something nice it's always pink! Let me just say, it is NOT her color! That isn't why I hate her though, you really shouldn't hate someone for their lack of style. No, i hate her because she is overly obsessed with SR(who i will be ragging on next) If anyone is talking SR Sk butts right through! Overly jealous much? Also, even in gym when we have partners she complains her ass off if they aren't on the same team omg!!!! Not only that, she is a huuggeee baby! Earlier this year BJK put a cherry in her soup and she cried to her daddy and someone older, then at lunch the next day this older "friend" came to our table and screamed at us! hahaha! omg! Also, she thinks she is ahhmazing at sports, truthfully she sucks ass! She only gets to play because her daddy is the coach, who is a mega dick! Oh, and she is like so obsessed with getting better grades than everyone and then if you get a better grade than her she wines her ass off. god get-a-life!

Now, SR is a pretty good friend. But She will say she hates SK then when basketball season comes, she loves her! its so stupid...that's all that i really hate about her though ha.

MC is a wannabee. Enough said.

MNC (had to use middle initial) hates me for no reason, and she thinks she's all cool. She isn't! she's like practically goth, and she makes all the cool 'hot' goth chicks ugly! uhh!

DM gets mad at me when her boyfriend flirts with me! it isn't my fault!!!!! omg! Also, she is a biiggg mega whore.

AW tells everyone everyttthingg!! she told my teacher today i was depressed and i got yelled at! god, she's annoying.

EK is clingy and very annoying. She cries if i dont save her a seat? Hellooo obsessivee?

and finally

AR is a huge wannabee. She cut her hair so its just like her BFFAE!! She's wearing pacsun and converse now? wtf!! She is sooo fake, and everyone has noticed. Not only that, she announces to everyone how big of a little tramp she is!

Now, obviously all of our so-called friends talk behind our backs...but umm they don't admit it. So I say my truest and most dearest friend would be BJK. She is a huge slut wannabe (yeah thats right a slut wannabe. How you ask? well, she acts like a mega slut but truthfully hasn't even kissed a guy!) lol. anyway so she talks about everyone behind their backs and is probably one of my meanest friends. So, you wonder why i love her so dearly? Well, its because if you say "did you call me a bipolar bitch?" she doesn't deny is, she says hell yeah! or whatever. Atleast she isn't a pussy and owns up to it. So i would just like to tell you all that these last few sentences are being written on my potty! I had to pee really bad, and so yeah! lol. It's verrryy yellow haha. I bet you all wanted to know that!

i love you all.
Kisses hugs and lovins...