Well my day has been...terrible. Would you like to know why? If you don't then...stop reading..and if you do you may continue. now, for all of you who said no, but continue reading stop right now because you'll be very disappointed when you find out! lol. Okay so anyway, i had to wake up at 10, and i went to bed at 5 omg! My hair was horribly messy and it took 3 hours to straighten, and it still looks like shit. my face is all red, and i think i have a pimple! omg me, a pimple! my face is flawless, and there dead in the middle is a freakin pimple! i do think someone has put a curse on me. So i put cover up on it and was like ok this will work becuase the pimple was very minor, and when i mean minor i mean no one would notice it except me lol. so then i thought my day can't get any worse. well guess what! It did! omg and the unimaginable happened, were talking worser that worse. i mean like i would rather be eaten by a monster, puked up, and eaten again, becuase then i'd be dead and i wouldn't of had to gone through this next thing...so you want to know what it is? well get ready for it, becuase here it come!....what happened was...
my loser of a boyfriend had to come over to my house today becuase his daddy is building a wall, painting, that crap. So, He's over at my house for like 2 hours and we said about 5 words to eachother. And to think, my mom made me get up for that! geesh. It was terrible! i mean comee onnn. I talked to his mom more than i talked to him, and that definately is not good. So finally he leaves, and my brother is being a huge dick face! He has calmed down since but still. Oh, and his friend, idk if i told you about him? If not i will right now...
His friend:
lets refer to him as the Sex God (shortened to SG bec im stealing this from a book) anyway so, the SG is amazing. When he comes over we kiss and he holds me and stuff, and i love him! lol. Yes we are defiantely in love. lol. he like gets jealous when i say omg i'm so going to marry this guy and stuff, and he will be like i thought we would get married, and he isn't just saying it so i'll do stuff with him because trust me he knows he doesn't have to. but obviously it's on the DL (down low) because my brother cannot know! He is staying tonight, hopefully, and for all of you out there like she's going to cheat, i most certainly am..not! lol. you thought i was gonna say am huh? haha. anyway so yeah he's pretty much amazing..lol. we'll just hang out and stuff...but lately my brother keeps making excuses for him not to stay and i'm getting really suspicious. i mean what if he knows!!! omg! that would be terrible! seriously....
anyway... i need to break up with my boyfriend he's terrible. He keeps telling me about his fantasies. He got grounded but not from me! I'm like uhh just ground him from me please!!! omg! lol. So anyway then he leaves and me and my mother go to BW3's. It was yucky. I love wings but idk guess it just wasn't all that good today. So then i go home and am bored out of my flippin mind! omg! i was like sitting there playing grand theft auto and replaying 3oh3 songs. omg lol.
Oh and this article has taken about 20 attempts and 5 hours to write. Why you ask? well this computer is gayer than fuck (pardon my french) and every 5 minutes it goes to a blue screen saying errorr error i'm gay error! omg! I've been beating the shit out of it!
anyway, what i told you that for is to say i do apologize deeply that this isn't as funny as it could be...It really could be a hella lot funnier and really empasise why my day sucked but i just dont have it in me. lol. Once again, i apologize for this not being my best..but here ya go..my terrible day. Please kkeep reading me, and comment.
loves and kisses.
-kicks.
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