Things that bug me.

As you all know, because it is the title, this article will be all about things that are bugging me as of, well, right now. What has inspired me to write this, you ask? Well, take a guess...no really do it, I'll wait......................Mmk guessing time is over. If you guessed my date last night and then coming home to my brother's friends, then you are correct. If you are correct then, well, err congrats? I'm sorry to inform you, but there will be no prize.
Anywho, anyway, anyhow...I went to the movies last night on a date. OMG it was absolutely terrible. Now, I feel obligated to inform you that, I have dated this guy off and on since last year. We usually break up by four months and get back together. We got back together one week and one day ago, and let me just say he is the most boring texter on this planet, and other planets. Anyway, back to the date. For one the movie was horribly boring. Well, not so much boring, but the ending bugged me because the main character died and that's just not right. Also, this girl came home with her face cut up and I busted out laughing, that Asian chick looked hilarious...akkwarrdd.
So we first get in there and he dumps popcorn all over me. I'm talking the wholle medium popcorn that he got, even though he already knows I dont eat in the movies. So, he dumps it on me and I am pissed! So then, he's texting the whole moviee, and I'm like "Umm, Hi I'm Chelsea...your date!" Not only is he texting but he's covering up the texts! I'm pretty sure I saw an ILY in one, but it could have been from his cousin, his family is rather weird.
So then he's such a retard and can't just hold hands, no he has to mess around with my hand. This isn't what you think, I'm sure. He was literally like playing with my fingers, moving around, and stuff like that. It just really annoys me. He can never be normal.
Then he tries to stick my hand on his dick. I mean comee onn, sure maybe I've done stuff but that doesn't mean the second date I'm going to give it up to him, geesh. Why must all guys think because your dating they get sexuall things 24/7. Well, idk, but umm guys...your wrong! (As always) He was all, Do you not want to? and I'm like no! so then HE was pissed! I couldn't believe it, HE was pissed! Ugh. He still didn't get it, either, he kept trying! Finally he tried to get into MY pants! I'm like i wont touch your dick, what makes you think you get a shot at my goodies? So then he tries for my boobs! OMG! Layy off already! ugh.
He has annoyed me in the past. For example, at dances he doesn't like to slow dance. Nooo, thats just too boring. He likes to swing me around. It's terrible.
Also, our texts convos are like. yepp, yeah, mk, so, and so on. It's terrible. He won't talk to me in person, like at school, either. And here is the worst part. He makes everything he says sweet perverted.
Example:
Him: "I wish you were here so i could hold you in my arms."
Me: "awwee"
Him: "and then you could touch my dragon"
Me: "uhmm...?"
see its horrible! omg! He actually refers to it as "the dragon" it ain't that big, hunny! Okay, so by then, the date is over and I'm home.
Then, I'm blowing off steam playing grand theft auto (uhm yeah, idk it helps blow off steam, i dont usually play hardcore games like that) and my brother's friend texts me and wants to come in my room after everyone is asleep, and "do stuff". Geez. I told him no, and went to bed. Then, i wake up around 3 am, and guess who is just coming into my room, no really guess................If you guess my dog, you are....wrong! sorry, thanks for playing.
Ha, anyway i told him to get out, and then locked my door. So, yeahh, my brother's friends are ALWAYYS like this. It's horrible, why can't they just keep it in their pants? Oh, and one of my best friends is pissed at me for dating him, becuase she like him once and he turned her down, how stupid. She needs to get over herself...seriously. Especially since shee, herself, has done that to me.

So, if you have no idea what the flipp i'm talking about, i shall go ahead and tell you all the things bugging me:
1. My date throwing popcorn on me.
2. when the main character dies in a movie.
3. my brother's friend hitting on me.
4. Guys bragging about their dick, when it isn't that big.
5. boring texters.
6. my date texting while we're on the date.
7. Guys who can't be sweet and turn everything perverted.
8. best friends who can't control their jealousy


Oh, and let me add something about my so-called boyfriend. He told me about his dream. His dream was him having a three some with me and his ex girlfriend. I mean, come on guys. dont tell us about your little fantassies. so the worst thing about this is: the girl in the three some with us still likes him. Anndd he told her! i couldn't believe it. HE told HER! He probably asked her to acutally screw him. OMG! I have nooo idea how much more of him i can take!

so i guess there is now 9 things bugging me and #9 is...
9. boyfriends having fantasies about other girls and then telling you about them.

Well, that concludes this article. I do hope you enjoyed hearing about my shitty night! Do any of you out there, wherever you are, have any of the same pet-peves, or problems...or am I the only crazy SOB?